Some of my favorite quotes from the past few days:

"I'm finding myself in one of those spots where I'm not sure if it's safe to burp. It could be incredibly relieving, or it could come with vomit in tow."
-Me, after gorging myself at De Boelhead
(See Jakki's post... I eventually defeated the pie, but it was a Pyrrhic victory, as my stomach swelled painfully to the size of an expensive ham - I am not accustomed to eating so much food at one time now.)
(14 June)

"I've turned down group sex before."
-Old American Lady at the Indian Restaurant
(16 June)

"Am I allowed to take my cell phone in? Wait, no, it just says no knives."
-Jakki Godfrey, at the Van Gogh Museum as we were about to pass through the security checkpoint before the Rembrandt-Caravaggio show.
(There were little pictograms above the metal detectors that said no backpacks, umbrellas or knives.)
(16 June)

"I started trying it when I was with my first wife, who wasn't into having any sex, let alone group sex."
-Old American Man at the Indian Restaurant
(16 June)